Will learned, after coming to, that turkey preparation requires the proper protective equipment. He made the rookie mistake of touching BOTH drumsticks at the same time, forcing a snooze inducing dose of tryptophan into his body. A simple pair of insulated gloves could have avoided this unfortunate incident.
I can't help but think that someone will be brave and write something rude.
ReplyDeleteWill it be me?...well I'm a bit chicken...or should I say turkey!!
Why would anyone want to be a gynecologist?
ReplyDeleteCaron, It had to be said--thanks for breaking the ice! Anyone else want to play?
ReplyDeleteYou want me to do WHAT in there?
ReplyDelete"Has anyone seen where I left my watch?"
ReplyDeleteWill learned, after coming to, that turkey preparation requires the proper protective equipment. He made the rookie mistake of touching BOTH drumsticks at the same time, forcing a snooze inducing dose of tryptophan into his body. A simple pair of insulated gloves could have avoided this unfortunate incident.
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Love, Carl
The search for Osama continues, holiday or not!
ReplyDeleteYIKES!!! Wig.
ReplyDeleteYeah my thought was the same as Carons!
ReplyDelete"I guess I need a bigger pan."
ReplyDeleteAre you a girl or a boy turkey?
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